I can't believe it's already been a whole year.

Anyways, how are you guy doing with the submissions? Are any of you actually watching them?

I'm playing my 360 while I vote.

More cats

Also, Dragonforce

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Yep. Porns on Youtube.

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I just finished this drawing for tomorrow's drawing class. What do you guys think of it? It's not that good since I had to rush some of the hair.

Front page post for lulz

Pay no attention to the flowers in the background. It's an illusion.

Original (turned sideways)

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This post contains Cuteness.

Made it for a friend. This is the version without the name. Feel free to use it. Low res because of profile post.

Here are the questions and answers for you people that are having trouble with the game or just wanna beat it or just don't want/like to think. But I recommend you guys to play the game at least 1 time before reading this tutorial.

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*~*~*~Battle 1: Amazon~*~*~*
Action 1: *The Amazon jumps in the air and puts her spear behind her back in a vertical position*
Counter: Horizontal Block

Action 2: *The Amazon is getting up from her last attack. She has her left hand behind her back.*
Counter: Wait

Action 3: *The Amazon had a small knife. She pulls her staff back as if she where going to stab you.*
Counter: Jump left+Horizontal Strike

(Automatic loss of 10 HP)

Action 4: *The Amazon shield-bashes you. You fall to the ground. She again jumps with her weapon behind her back in a vertical way.*
Counter: Sword Spear (This should kill her)

Action 5: *The Amazon jumps back and runs at you at a massive speed. Readying a horizontal attack*
Counter: Sword Spear

If you failed to kill her, you won't receive the bonus.

*~*~*~Yevera 2~*~*~*

*~Crying Girl~*
Q: "Do you think we will be rescued?"
A: Yes. You shouldn't worry.

(Other answer will give you evil points and loss of health)

*~Blue MA-749~*
Q: "What would the word for 'B' as in 'Bye' be?"
A: Bravo

*~Technician~*
Q: "How much time does it take for a day to pass on Mars?"
A: 24 hrs 39 mins

*~Imperialist Forensic Girl~*
Q: "What is the MAIN reason the Empire still hasn't been able to take down the Mythological Era?"
A: They have the aid of different Gods

*~MA-913 Girl~*
Q: "What was the name of the starship we where in before we crashed here?"
A: USS Newgrounds

*~Imperialist Scout~*
Q: "There are 12 months in a year. How many months have 28 days?"
A: 12

*~Combat Medic Lucy~*
Q: "H2CO3 is the formula of: ________"
A: Carbon Acid

*~Tired Girl~*
Q: "What is the strongest living creature on planet Earth?"
A: The Ant

Here you are given a choice. Respond or Ignore the call. Responding gains you good points and ignoring gains you bad points. They both lead to the same ending but different scripts.

*~*~*~USS Aegis~*~*~*

Health increased by 100 and new weapon

*~Aegis Imperialist Assassin~*
Q: "What is half of the answer to 129 times 72?"
A: 7,409

*~Aegis Clone 438 Delta~*
Q: "In the Phonetic Alphabet, what are the words for B, A, and Z?"
A: Bravo, Alpha, Zulu

If you answer this question wrong, the Clone's oxygen systems shut down. You can choose to abort the shut down or make it continue. Aborting it gives you good points.

*~LIAS 17 Leader~*
O: "Alright Keep the door open until we get there!"

You can choose to close the door or let them die, or keep the door open. Keeping the door open gains you a picture.

*~*~*~Battle 2: Wade~*~*~*
Firing you gun takes away a random amount of health from you AND Wade. Using the tips gives you a small tip on what to do.

Action 1: Wade picks up numerous pipes with each of his tentacle arms and human arms. He runs at you attacking numerous times with his arms and tentacles.
Counter: Somersault

Action 2: Wade jumps in the air and puts all his arms behind his back still carying the pipes. It looks like he's going to use a vertical attack.
Counter: Barrel Roll & shoot

Action 3: Wade jumps back and throws all the pipes he had. The pipes are flying toward you in an asterisk from (*)
Counter: Dive right & shoot

Action 4: Wade looses his balance and falls to the floor. There's a knife near his third tentacle arm.
Counter: Slide Kick

Action 5: Wade is distracted!
Attack: Bycicle Kick

Action 6: Wade takes a laser pistol out of his pocket. He's pointing the gun at your head.
Counter: Hit his hand & shoot

(You could just fire your AR now but it could be a little suicidal)

Action 7: Wade drops his gun and punches you in the face. He grabs the back of your neck and he's raising his knee a bit
Counter: Armblock

Action 8: Wade backs up and does a spin kick
Counter: Duck

Action 9: Wade does a somersault and attacks with all his tentacles.
Counter: Somersault & shoot

(He should be dead but if he's not just follow along with the script. Type in whatever you want in the box)

*~*~*~Life Pods~*~*~*

*~Newgrounds Mecha Angel~*
Q: About how many mid era people died during the second World War?
A: 50,000,000+

(Warning: Ecchi image)

*~Newgrounds Imperialist Assassin~*
Q: "The USS Newgrounds was named after a ________"
A: Planet

You can choose to have sex with the nurse or pass no health or moral alterations

That should be all for a while. Just read.

Now you are given an option. To permanently join the Empire or ally yourself with the Mythological era. Your choice. No moral or health alterations.

Now you beat the game. Note that the moral part doesn't work but it still shows you the images I put in.

Anyways, leave a review. I respond to all.

I JUST LOST 2 VOTING DAYS. GOD DAMN IT, INTERNET

Fucking internet is going so slow I can't even post on the BBS

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Alright. Here are the questions and answers for you people that are having trouble with the game or just wanna beat it or just don't want/like to think. But I recommend you guys to play the game at least 1 time before reading this tutorial.

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*~*~*~First Quiz~*~*~*

Question 1: "From which era are you?"
Answer: Middle Era

Question 2: "Why are you here?"
Answer: "I'm looking for food..." or "I was teleported here."

Question 3: "Attack Me!"
Answer: "No!" or Stay Quiet.

From here out it's just common sense. If you take the forest path, agree with everything. If you take the House path, you will loose 5 hp. If you accept to have sex with the girl, you will get a picture of 2 girls and a guy. If you choose NOT to have sex, you will get a picture of 2 girls. Having sex increases random amount of health from 1 - 80

Once you reach the city, you will loose 20 health

When you're inside the hotel, turn your speakers down. A loud alarm will go off.

*~*~*~Second Quiz~*~*~*

Question 1: "What planet did humans go to after the massive nuclear war between America and Russia?"
Answer: Mars

Question 2: "Before the war, what was the longest river on Earth?"
Answer: "The Nile River"

Question 3: "About how old is Earth?"
Answer: "4.5 Million years old"

*~*~*~Girl on hand and knees with purple dress~*~*~*

Q: "There's a war raging at the moment. Which eras are in the war?"
A: "Myth and Tech"

*~*~*~Cute Medic Girl~*~*~*

Q: "Sweat is also known as ________"
A: Perspiration

*~*~*~Tifa~*~*~*

Q: "A robber walked to a bank. Once he gets there he sees 6 policemen. Each policeman is acompanied by 9 children. Each children has 2 puppies. Each puppy has a bird on it's back. How many walked to the bank?"
A: 1

*~*~*~Samurai Technitian with Rank~*~*~*

Q: "World War 1 was more of a _____ war"
A: Trench

*~*~*~Cute girl in Kimono or w.e~*~*~*

Q: "What is the speed of sound?" (MPH)
A: 770

*~*~*~Girl in Metroid Armor~*~*~*

Q: "What is the speed of light?" (MPS)
A: 299,792,458 MPS

*~*~*~Cute Combat Medic~*~*~*

Q: "What has been the planet with most recent tentacle rapes on girls?"
A: Yevera 2

That's the last one. You get another hentai image. Also, after the screen stops shaking, watch out for the alarm again. *SECIURE WARNING OR WHATEVER*

Well at this part just sit back and read.

Any comments or suggestions? Say so here in a comment. I reply to all.

Also, I did some major updating to my website. I added a home thing, and added a few Newground Tips. Check 'em out and tell me if you like it!

WHOA THE GAME PASSED! AND WITH AN AWESOME! PLEASE GUYS SUBMIT IT TO THE DATING SIMS COLLECTION!!!!!

*~*~*~Update~*~*~*
Well it looks like I received a nice cup of blam over night. (Score was 3.81 and now it's 3.76)

Note: The website just got all fucked so I have to block out all pages. I'll tell you guys when it's browseable again

Edit: the site is browsable again

WEBSITE UPDATED

WHOA MADNESS PICTURE! I'M GOING TO GET LOTS OF COMMENTS BECAUSE I POSTED A PICTURE OF MADNESS!!!11

THIS POST WILL HAVE 200 COMMENTS BECAUSE IT HAS A MADNESS HENTAI PICTURE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

The madness formula didn't work. I am a fail at life

WEBSITE UPDATED
I just came up with a great idea for the game. I hope you guys like it

WEBSITE UPDATED WITH NEW PAGE!

ZOMG!

Someone just tried to hack me =,(

WEBSITE UPDATED LIKE OMFG CHECK IT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE DAMN IT I'M MAKING THIS BIG SO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SEE IT! >=(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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New pic.

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lolwat

kimpossiable lol wat 1 punctiation

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Clear cache if you don't see the banner.

The website is still not finished but you can take a look at it. I'm going to get working on the flash.

Phantox's site

If I'm lucky, the flash will be done by tonight. So stay up guys!

The flash is finished!

I just need to debug and animate the buttons.

Debugging and animating buttons is complete

I just need to finish up the gallery now

Gallery is done

I just need to think of a name for the flash now

FLASH IS DONE OMFGO MFGO MFOGM FOGMF OMGF MGOO MOFGMOFMGOF

jk

I think the bug is fixed. Let me run a check again

WOOT FLASH IS DONE!

Nevermind. Found another bug. 5 more mins

Alright it should be done by now... I'm gonna submit it keep your eyes on the portal and don't forget to vote.

YEAH WHOOOOO I MADE IT!

Yesterday, another battle started between the Allies and the Axis in the "Death Valley" map. We where surprised to see that the Axis brought in a set of GLA generals to try and take over the area. They have been showing a lot of interest in it lately. The battle was against a set of GLA generals (Toxin, Vanilla, Stealth, and Demolition) The alliance had a USA laser general, Chinese Tank general, and a USA Airforce General (which was my army).

We where set up in the following possition:

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------O---------------?-----

X = Airforce
* = Tank
~ = Laser
| = N/A
= = Vanilla GLA
+ = Toxin
O = Demolition
? = Stealth

We all started as we normally would. I sent in my first 2 raptors to take out the Vanilla Arms Dealer. They failed but did some damage. As soon as that happened, Vanilla started spamming quad cannons. I couldn't attack as often with the raptors.

The battle carried on for a while and Laser was under heavy attack. Most of the time I spent defending him. Then, the toxin and stealth's scud storm was ready for launch.

As seen here.

I knew that the Toxin's scud storm was going to hit Laser's base so I pulled all my forces back to my base. After the scud storm hit, I sent a couple of medics to help out. His power was down and he had little to no troops to defend his base. I sent my raptors and my Comanches to cover his dozer while he rebuilt his power plant for his laser tanks to be able to move again. It was to late tho. A toxin bomber came in and dropped it's payload.

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Laser had only 2 buildings left. Toxin, Demo, and Stealth all sent tanks and quads. My forces had to pull back. Laser was almost finished.

I started to ready some humvees and medics to see if I could stop demo before Laser was completely whipped out. I put a sniper and 4 missile defenders inside each humvee and made each humvee and medic have a hellfire drone.

The humvees started to move out.

It was a tough battle but luckily, no casualties until, that is, we crossed the line into the Axis territory.

Masses of scorpions started attacking the humvees. We where able to destroy a number of them before we where outnumbered. "Raptors and Comanches, cover the humvees now!" I ordered. The raptors and -ches flew over to support the humvees. Laser had only a few buildings left.

My humvees and -ches are now in the front door of Demo. We've only had 1 casualty of a humvee and everybody inside it except for a sniper and a missile defender died. Another humvee blew up. No one survived. Countless scorpions where attacking Laser's base. So I had to use my particle cannon to try and repel most of them. It failed. Laser had only 1 building left.

The humvees where able to crack demo's defenses and the -ches moved in. It was no problem after that but we lost another humvee. Everybody was able to leave the humvee before it blew. Even the pilot.

As the battle progressed, we where able to take out Demo, vanilla and stealth. The tank general was sending a wave of Emperor Overlords so I took time to extract the units that where not inside of a humvee. I sent them back to base for them to get some rest. The OLs where under heavy fire so I sent some bombers to help them out. Once Toxin was finished, the battle was over.

I just got this graph today displaying how many of my troops I used and how many I lost in total. This battle was not as hard as the battle against the USA set but, it was tough. The alliance lost yet, another general.
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Win or fail? Yes I'm bored.

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