This post contains Cuteness.

Made it for a friend. This is the version without the name. Feel free to use it. Low res because of profile post.

Here are the questions and answers for you people that are having trouble with the game or just wanna beat it or just don't want/like to think. But I recommend you guys to play the game at least 1 time before reading this tutorial.

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*~*~*~Battle 1: Amazon~*~*~*
Action 1: *The Amazon jumps in the air and puts her spear behind her back in a vertical position*
Counter: Horizontal Block

Action 2: *The Amazon is getting up from her last attack. She has her left hand behind her back.*
Counter: Wait

Action 3: *The Amazon had a small knife. She pulls her staff back as if she where going to stab you.*
Counter: Jump left+Horizontal Strike

(Automatic loss of 10 HP)

Action 4: *The Amazon shield-bashes you. You fall to the ground. She again jumps with her weapon behind her back in a vertical way.*
Counter: Sword Spear (This should kill her)

Action 5: *The Amazon jumps back and runs at you at a massive speed. Readying a horizontal attack*
Counter: Sword Spear

If you failed to kill her, you won't receive the bonus.

*~*~*~Yevera 2~*~*~*

*~Crying Girl~*
Q: "Do you think we will be rescued?"
A: Yes. You shouldn't worry.

(Other answer will give you evil points and loss of health)

*~Blue MA-749~*
Q: "What would the word for 'B' as in 'Bye' be?"
A: Bravo

*~Technician~*
Q: "How much time does it take for a day to pass on Mars?"
A: 24 hrs 39 mins

*~Imperialist Forensic Girl~*
Q: "What is the MAIN reason the Empire still hasn't been able to take down the Mythological Era?"
A: They have the aid of different Gods

*~MA-913 Girl~*
Q: "What was the name of the starship we where in before we crashed here?"
A: USS Newgrounds

*~Imperialist Scout~*
Q: "There are 12 months in a year. How many months have 28 days?"
A: 12

*~Combat Medic Lucy~*
Q: "H2CO3 is the formula of: ________"
A: Carbon Acid

*~Tired Girl~*
Q: "What is the strongest living creature on planet Earth?"
A: The Ant

Here you are given a choice. Respond or Ignore the call. Responding gains you good points and ignoring gains you bad points. They both lead to the same ending but different scripts.

*~*~*~USS Aegis~*~*~*

Health increased by 100 and new weapon

*~Aegis Imperialist Assassin~*
Q: "What is half of the answer to 129 times 72?"
A: 7,409

*~Aegis Clone 438 Delta~*
Q: "In the Phonetic Alphabet, what are the words for B, A, and Z?"
A: Bravo, Alpha, Zulu

If you answer this question wrong, the Clone's oxygen systems shut down. You can choose to abort the shut down or make it continue. Aborting it gives you good points.

*~LIAS 17 Leader~*
O: "Alright Keep the door open until we get there!"

You can choose to close the door or let them die, or keep the door open. Keeping the door open gains you a picture.

*~*~*~Battle 2: Wade~*~*~*
Firing you gun takes away a random amount of health from you AND Wade. Using the tips gives you a small tip on what to do.

Action 1: Wade picks up numerous pipes with each of his tentacle arms and human arms. He runs at you attacking numerous times with his arms and tentacles.
Counter: Somersault

Action 2: Wade jumps in the air and puts all his arms behind his back still carying the pipes. It looks like he's going to use a vertical attack.
Counter: Barrel Roll & shoot

Action 3: Wade jumps back and throws all the pipes he had. The pipes are flying toward you in an asterisk from (*)
Counter: Dive right & shoot

Action 4: Wade looses his balance and falls to the floor. There's a knife near his third tentacle arm.
Counter: Slide Kick

Action 5: Wade is distracted!
Attack: Bycicle Kick

Action 6: Wade takes a laser pistol out of his pocket. He's pointing the gun at your head.
Counter: Hit his hand & shoot

(You could just fire your AR now but it could be a little suicidal)

Action 7: Wade drops his gun and punches you in the face. He grabs the back of your neck and he's raising his knee a bit
Counter: Armblock

Action 8: Wade backs up and does a spin kick
Counter: Duck

Action 9: Wade does a somersault and attacks with all his tentacles.
Counter: Somersault & shoot

(He should be dead but if he's not just follow along with the script. Type in whatever you want in the box)

*~*~*~Life Pods~*~*~*

*~Newgrounds Mecha Angel~*
Q: About how many mid era people died during the second World War?
A: 50,000,000+

(Warning: Ecchi image)

*~Newgrounds Imperialist Assassin~*
Q: "The USS Newgrounds was named after a ________"
A: Planet

You can choose to have sex with the nurse or pass no health or moral alterations

That should be all for a while. Just read.

Now you are given an option. To permanently join the Empire or ally yourself with the Mythological era. Your choice. No moral or health alterations.

Now you beat the game. Note that the moral part doesn't work but it still shows you the images I put in.

Anyways, leave a review. I respond to all.

I JUST LOST 2 VOTING DAYS. GOD DAMN IT, INTERNET

Fucking internet is going so slow I can't even post on the BBS

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Alright. Here are the questions and answers for you people that are having trouble with the game or just wanna beat it or just don't want/like to think. But I recommend you guys to play the game at least 1 time before reading this tutorial.

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*~*~*~First Quiz~*~*~*

Question 1: "From which era are you?"
Answer: Middle Era

Question 2: "Why are you here?"
Answer: "I'm looking for food..." or "I was teleported here."

Question 3: "Attack Me!"
Answer: "No!" or Stay Quiet.

From here out it's just common sense. If you take the forest path, agree with everything. If you take the House path, you will loose 5 hp. If you accept to have sex with the girl, you will get a picture of 2 girls and a guy. If you choose NOT to have sex, you will get a picture of 2 girls. Having sex increases random amount of health from 1 - 80

Once you reach the city, you will loose 20 health

When you're inside the hotel, turn your speakers down. A loud alarm will go off.

*~*~*~Second Quiz~*~*~*

Question 1: "What planet did humans go to after the massive nuclear war between America and Russia?"
Answer: Mars

Question 2: "Before the war, what was the longest river on Earth?"
Answer: "The Nile River"

Question 3: "About how old is Earth?"
Answer: "4.5 Million years old"

*~*~*~Girl on hand and knees with purple dress~*~*~*

Q: "There's a war raging at the moment. Which eras are in the war?"
A: "Myth and Tech"

*~*~*~Cute Medic Girl~*~*~*

Q: "Sweat is also known as ________"
A: Perspiration

*~*~*~Tifa~*~*~*

Q: "A robber walked to a bank. Once he gets there he sees 6 policemen. Each policeman is acompanied by 9 children. Each children has 2 puppies. Each puppy has a bird on it's back. How many walked to the bank?"
A: 1

*~*~*~Samurai Technitian with Rank~*~*~*

Q: "World War 1 was more of a _____ war"
A: Trench

*~*~*~Cute girl in Kimono or w.e~*~*~*

Q: "What is the speed of sound?" (MPH)
A: 770

*~*~*~Girl in Metroid Armor~*~*~*

Q: "What is the speed of light?" (MPS)
A: 299,792,458 MPS

*~*~*~Cute Combat Medic~*~*~*

Q: "What has been the planet with most recent tentacle rapes on girls?"
A: Yevera 2

That's the last one. You get another hentai image. Also, after the screen stops shaking, watch out for the alarm again. *SECIURE WARNING OR WHATEVER*

Well at this part just sit back and read.

Any comments or suggestions? Say so here in a comment. I reply to all.

Also, I did some major updating to my website. I added a home thing, and added a few Newground Tips. Check 'em out and tell me if you like it!

WHOA THE GAME PASSED! AND WITH AN AWESOME! PLEASE GUYS SUBMIT IT TO THE DATING SIMS COLLECTION!!!!!

*~*~*~Update~*~*~*
Well it looks like I received a nice cup of blam over night. (Score was 3.81 and now it's 3.76)

Note: The website just got all fucked so I have to block out all pages. I'll tell you guys when it's browseable again

Edit: the site is browsable again

WEBSITE UPDATED

WHOA MADNESS PICTURE! I'M GOING TO GET LOTS OF COMMENTS BECAUSE I POSTED A PICTURE OF MADNESS!!!11

THIS POST WILL HAVE 200 COMMENTS BECAUSE IT HAS A MADNESS HENTAI PICTURE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

The madness formula didn't work. I am a fail at life

WEBSITE UPDATED
I just came up with a great idea for the game. I hope you guys like it

WEBSITE UPDATED WITH NEW PAGE!

ZOMG!

Someone just tried to hack me =,(

WEBSITE UPDATED LIKE OMFG CHECK IT OUT ONCE IN A WHILE DAMN IT I'M MAKING THIS BIG SO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SEE IT! >=(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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New pic.

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lolwat

kimpossiable lol wat 1 punctiation

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Clear cache if you don't see the banner.

The website is still not finished but you can take a look at it. I'm going to get working on the flash.

Phantox's site

If I'm lucky, the flash will be done by tonight. So stay up guys!

The flash is finished!

I just need to debug and animate the buttons.

Debugging and animating buttons is complete

I just need to finish up the gallery now

Gallery is done

I just need to think of a name for the flash now

FLASH IS DONE OMFGO MFGO MFOGM FOGMF OMGF MGOO MOFGMOFMGOF

jk

I think the bug is fixed. Let me run a check again

WOOT FLASH IS DONE!

Nevermind. Found another bug. 5 more mins

Alright it should be done by now... I'm gonna submit it keep your eyes on the portal and don't forget to vote.

YEAH WHOOOOO I MADE IT!

Yesterday, another battle started between the Allies and the Axis in the "Death Valley" map. We where surprised to see that the Axis brought in a set of GLA generals to try and take over the area. They have been showing a lot of interest in it lately. The battle was against a set of GLA generals (Toxin, Vanilla, Stealth, and Demolition) The alliance had a USA laser general, Chinese Tank general, and a USA Airforce General (which was my army).

We where set up in the following possition:

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------O---------------?-----

X = Airforce
* = Tank
~ = Laser
| = N/A
= = Vanilla GLA
+ = Toxin
O = Demolition
? = Stealth

We all started as we normally would. I sent in my first 2 raptors to take out the Vanilla Arms Dealer. They failed but did some damage. As soon as that happened, Vanilla started spamming quad cannons. I couldn't attack as often with the raptors.

The battle carried on for a while and Laser was under heavy attack. Most of the time I spent defending him. Then, the toxin and stealth's scud storm was ready for launch.

As seen here.

I knew that the Toxin's scud storm was going to hit Laser's base so I pulled all my forces back to my base. After the scud storm hit, I sent a couple of medics to help out. His power was down and he had little to no troops to defend his base. I sent my raptors and my Comanches to cover his dozer while he rebuilt his power plant for his laser tanks to be able to move again. It was to late tho. A toxin bomber came in and dropped it's payload.

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Laser had only 2 buildings left. Toxin, Demo, and Stealth all sent tanks and quads. My forces had to pull back. Laser was almost finished.

I started to ready some humvees and medics to see if I could stop demo before Laser was completely whipped out. I put a sniper and 4 missile defenders inside each humvee and made each humvee and medic have a hellfire drone.

The humvees started to move out.

It was a tough battle but luckily, no casualties until, that is, we crossed the line into the Axis territory.

Masses of scorpions started attacking the humvees. We where able to destroy a number of them before we where outnumbered. "Raptors and Comanches, cover the humvees now!" I ordered. The raptors and -ches flew over to support the humvees. Laser had only a few buildings left.

My humvees and -ches are now in the front door of Demo. We've only had 1 casualty of a humvee and everybody inside it except for a sniper and a missile defender died. Another humvee blew up. No one survived. Countless scorpions where attacking Laser's base. So I had to use my particle cannon to try and repel most of them. It failed. Laser had only 1 building left.

The humvees where able to crack demo's defenses and the -ches moved in. It was no problem after that but we lost another humvee. Everybody was able to leave the humvee before it blew. Even the pilot.

As the battle progressed, we where able to take out Demo, vanilla and stealth. The tank general was sending a wave of Emperor Overlords so I took time to extract the units that where not inside of a humvee. I sent them back to base for them to get some rest. The OLs where under heavy fire so I sent some bombers to help them out. Once Toxin was finished, the battle was over.

I just got this graph today displaying how many of my troops I used and how many I lost in total. This battle was not as hard as the battle against the USA set but, it was tough. The alliance lost yet, another general.
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Win or fail? Yes I'm bored.

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Yeah so today, the topic is going to be about IZatroxI As you can see, he's a noob. A big noob actually.

First off: I'm writing this cus I think he's a faggot. (He's always telling me he's blamming my flashes) and he's a big newb.

He goes to the same school I go to but we're in a different class. (We where in the same class last year)
ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,
He's like pretty stupid and stuff. The other day I was like walking down to the cafeteria with my like money and stuff because I was like hungry right? So then I see him talking to this like kid and whatever and I see him doing some weird movement with his arms and stuff like if he had an imaginary sword and he was like saying: "Waaa take that you bitch!" and then he did like a Kamehameha and like you know and like he then like jumped back and bumped into one of the school hotties. She was like "Watch out kid" And I just started laughing and yeah.

Then the other day last year we where just walking and we where talking about whatever and the floor was a bit wet from all the rain. So I was just playing with him and hit him on the chest lol and he fell like on the floor because he tripped on the water and all the school started laughing so yeah.

So then like the other day my class went out early and it was almost recess time and so the next thing I see is Zatrox hopping from one end of the school to the other like a kangaroo. Like really

So then I tell him about Newgrounds. And he's like: -.- and I'm like -.- so then he's like Newgrounds is gay. So then like 5 days later I'm like: "Dude listen to this nick: "Zatrox". And he's like: "LOL" (HE SAID 'LOL' IRL OMFG 'LOL' IRL LOL WTF!) so next thing I see is that he tells me over MSN: Dud look at my profile http://izatroxi.newgrounds.com. So I'm like: -.- And now I check it and he has a HUGE post about how "bad-ass" he is in school. So I tell him: "Take that shit off newb" So he takes it off and starts putting this shitty story that has something to do with lost memories or some freaky shit like that.

Anyways,
Then he's like noobing out and I tell him about an RPG I'm working on and I was like: "I just need to make an opening but I don't know how to start it." And he replies. "Just make it like Higurashi no koro ni! Make the guy be scratching his arm and then bitting it!" So I'm like: "STFU kid"

So then here's the funniest part:

I was out at recess and so then I see him come down. And he looks like he was pissed or whatever and so then I follow him to the cafeteria and he's like talking about Flif or some weird thing like that. So then I see this kid standing right beside us and he looks like he's about to throw up. I don't pay much attention to it tho so I just stay in line and Zatrox is like a newb talking about his mage or w.e then the kid that was right by us grabs his stomach and mouth and then "BLWAAAAA" I throw myself backward and I see the kid's vomit or w.e hit Zatrox. (I saw it all in slow motion it was so cool) Dead silence. Zatrox was full of the kid's throw up and stuff. The kid then goes up to him and puts his hand on his shoulder like saying: "Sorry mate" but he just collapses on Zatrox. Then everybody that saw it started to laugh their asses off. Then Zatrox went over to the office and just sat there until his mum got there to pick him up. Epic lulz.

That's all for today. Why I did this? For epic lulz and to show that noob not to blam my hard work. Anyways, if you think I'm evil, post it =D

Oh I forgot lol. He's always noobing out and when he's sad he always says or types: UGUU as in crying xP

Update: Well... I don't know what happened to the guy but he just 'disapeared' nobody knows about him anymore. He probably got tired of the school or something.

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Well guys and gals happy madness day 2007. I don't know what the hell it is but I'm guessing it's kinda like clock day so vote 5! (I think)

Well so like all of my other posts I always put a pic of some random anime chick so...

Enjoy!

Alright people I'm going to make this short-story a long one.

Today (9/18/2007) was my second time not studying inside the USA. Well I entered the school like I always do since I always get there early I barely see anybody there so I just leaned against the wall until some people came. A friend of mine got there and so we started talking about hentai (JUJU!). So then another friend of mine comes in and he has some ugly ass chick that looks like Sadako. (from The Ring movie) Her name is Angie. So my friend goes over to me and so does Angie. So she steps up with her face looking down and I say "Hi." to her then she looks up and the first thing I see is _______! So I'm all grossed out right? She then says "Hi!!!" like all horny or something and then thanks to God another girl walks in and Angie turns around and she goes running to her and I'm like thinking: "Jesus Christ... I'm glad thats over... I'm so telling NG about this!" So then I see lots of noobs coming inside the school that weren't there last year. So then more noobs start rolling in and I'm kinda pissed cus my 2 best friends weren't there (1 went to another school and the other stars next week)

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Now I'm with our principal and hes telling us which room we're gonna be in. (8th A or 8th B) {I had to repeat 2 times because I moved without finishing my other school} So then my best friend in in A and I'm in B. Heh the funny shit was that when they where saying the rooms some gay kid (Realy hes gay! His nick on MSN is Manuelicious! LoLeRz) All his friends (which are ugly girls) where in B room and he got the A room. So he started crying like a queer and I'm like laughing my ass of in my head. So then I look around. I think: "Oh shit! I'm the only hot guy in the room..." Cus all the other kids where ugly fucks. (Angie is in B...)

<<<<<Fast Forward>>>>>

So then we are all giving out our names and then I see another girl. She was named Stephanie or something like that. She's all fat and ugly and then the next thing I see is: ________! So I'm thinking: "WTF IS GOING ON!?" Then I look behind me right? I see some girl. Shes kinda cute. So then she raises her head and luckily nothing. Right so free time or w.e and the chick behind me starts looking at me non stop and shes always grabbing her ass and her boobs when she notices I'm looking at her(Her name is also Stephanie). Aright now that was a + but then I got a - when I needed to take a shit. "Oh fuck why didn't I shit this morning before I took a shower?" I was thinking.

<<<<<Fast Forward x2>>>>>

End of the school day. I wait for my bus to arrive. (The shit head was late) So then the bus got there and I got on. I choose the semi-semi last row seat thing. I sit down ready to take out my Ipod with hentai in it. Then Some girl sits next to me and I don't bother looking up. Then she says: "Hey wassup?!" "Shit" I think "That voice..." I slowly turn to see Stephanie! (The ugly one and her _____)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I think. I reply to her because I'm such a cool idiot. So she starts talking about music or something...

<<<<<Fast Forward x0.5>>>>>

I finally get to my stop and quickly get off. She then grabs my back-pack and whispers to me: "Lets sit together everyday" So I'm like nodding as I jump out the bus and run to my house. So now I'm here writing this trying not to think of all those girl that had _______. Some of them even had ____ in their legs and arms.

Alright lets get to the point. Replace the ______ with a beard. Yes A BEARD! THE GIRLS HAD BEARDS! LIKE 10 OR 12 OF THEM! IMAGINE IT A GIRL WITH A BEARD! OMFG OMFG WTF WTF!! BTW, the last ___ replace it with hair...

So there you have it people. Girls grow big ugly beards... The only girl I have a great chance is with the one that kept grabbing her ass and looking at me. (She is just way to small... If she where to stand straight in front of me she would barely reach my chest) Anyways, I hope I didn't bore you guys... But if I did you probably couldn't have gotten this far. Oh and I also hope I haven't grossed you out either.

Well like always I post a pic of some random anime chick and some guy asked if I could put a pic of a cat girl so...
Enjoy! (She doesn't have a beard! YES!!!

I'm too lazy to check for mistakes so...

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Well this is my very first Clock Day. And I've really enjoyed it so my first post is gonna be about Clock Day! Well I don't have allot to say so... : Happy Clock Day everybody!! =D.

I'll also post a picture of some random anime girl for all you Super Lucky people that got all those Protection points.

Wow I got 1048 Protection points and 1 blam 1049 in total. =)

Happy Clock Day!

BTW, comments would be nice. =)