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Today (9/18/2007) was my second time not studying inside the USA. Well I entered the school like I always do since I always get there early I barely see anybody there so I just leaned against the wall until some people came. A friend of mine got there and so we started talking about hentai (JUJU!). So then another friend of mine comes in and he has some ugly ass chick that looks like Sadako. (from The Ring movie) Her name is Angie. So my friend goes over to me and so does Angie. So she steps up with her face looking down and I say "Hi." to her then she looks up and the first thing I see is _______! So I'm all grossed out right? She then says "Hi!!!" like all horny or something and then thanks to God another girl walks in and Angie turns around and she goes running to her and I'm like thinking: "Jesus Christ... I'm glad thats over... I'm so telling NG about this!" So then I see lots of noobs coming inside the school that weren't there last year. So then more noobs start rolling in and I'm kinda pissed cus my 2 best friends weren't there (1 went to another school and the other stars next week)

<<<<<Fast Forward>>>>>

Now I'm with our principal and hes telling us which room we're gonna be in. (8th A or 8th B) {I had to repeat 2 times because I moved without finishing my other school} So then my best friend in in A and I'm in B. Heh the funny shit was that when they where saying the rooms some gay kid (Realy hes gay! His nick on MSN is Manuelicious! LoLeRz) All his friends (which are ugly girls) where in B room and he got the A room. So he started crying like a queer and I'm like laughing my ass of in my head. So then I look around. I think: "Oh shit! I'm the only hot guy in the room..." Cus all the other kids where ugly fucks. (Angie is in B...)

<<<<<Fast Forward>>>>>

So then we are all giving out our names and then I see another girl. She was named Stephanie or something like that. She's all fat and ugly and then the next thing I see is: ________! So I'm thinking: "WTF IS GOING ON!?" Then I look behind me right? I see some girl. Shes kinda cute. So then she raises her head and luckily nothing. Right so free time or w.e and the chick behind me starts looking at me non stop and shes always grabbing her ass and her boobs when she notices I'm looking at her(Her name is also Stephanie). Aright now that was a + but then I got a - when I needed to take a shit. "Oh fuck why didn't I shit this morning before I took a shower?" I was thinking.

<<<<<Fast Forward x2>>>>>

End of the school day. I wait for my bus to arrive. (The shit head was late) So then the bus got there and I got on. I choose the semi-semi last row seat thing. I sit down ready to take out my Ipod with hentai in it. Then Some girl sits next to me and I don't bother looking up. Then she says: "Hey wassup?!" "Shit" I think "That voice..." I slowly turn to see Stephanie! (The ugly one and her _____)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I think. I reply to her because I'm such a cool idiot. So she starts talking about music or something...

<<<<<Fast Forward x0.5>>>>>

I finally get to my stop and quickly get off. She then grabs my back-pack and whispers to me: "Lets sit together everyday" So I'm like nodding as I jump out the bus and run to my house. So now I'm here writing this trying not to think of all those girl that had _______. Some of them even had ____ in their legs and arms.

Alright lets get to the point. Replace the ______ with a beard. Yes A BEARD! THE GIRLS HAD BEARDS! LIKE 10 OR 12 OF THEM! IMAGINE IT A GIRL WITH A BEARD! OMFG OMFG WTF WTF!! BTW, the last ___ replace it with hair...

So there you have it people. Girls grow big ugly beards... The only girl I have a great chance is with the one that kept grabbing her ass and looking at me. (She is just way to small... If she where to stand straight in front of me she would barely reach my chest) Anyways, I hope I didn't bore you guys... But if I did you probably couldn't have gotten this far. Oh and I also hope I haven't grossed you out either.

Well like always I post a pic of some random anime chick and some guy asked if I could put a pic of a cat girl so...
Enjoy! (She doesn't have a beard! YES!!!

I'm too lazy to check for mistakes so...

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26 Comments

Sep. 18, 2007 | 3:13 PM The-evil-bucket says:

Wow...

Sep. 18, 2007 | 3:42 PM Phantox responds:

=,(

Sep. 18, 2007 | 3:55 PM someguy789 says:

too small? jeez, picky..

but beardladies i can understand.

Sep. 18, 2007 | 4:22 PM Phantox responds:

Well I mean she IS very small, getting up to my chest but... w.e...

Sep. 18, 2007 | 5:27 PM crazylogic says:

where can I find the image you used for your sig

Sep. 18, 2007 | 6:33 PM Phantox responds:

Those where 2 different images put together.

Sep. 20, 2007 | 6:04 PM Underking2 says:

Nice story, and nice picture too. I love cats and cat girls more

Sep. 20, 2007 | 7:08 PM Phantox responds:

Me too. *Thumbs up*

Sep. 21, 2007 | 3:30 PM Paradox says:

hawt

Sep. 21, 2007 | 6:09 PM Phantox responds:

Ya.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 7:06 PM DariusR says:

No kidding why you like hentai.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 7:08 PM Phantox responds:

xP.

Sep. 29, 2007 | 1:48 PM Girouette says:

That's what it was, the Sky Lounge Garden.

Sep. 29, 2007 | 2:24 PM Phantox responds:

Yup.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 3:28 PM MeatMachine says:

Chicks with beards is just wrong. Honostly, there is no way they could NOT notice it sprouting up, so why don't they ever seem to do anything about it? T_T
It's puzzling, no?

Oct. 27, 2007 | 7:14 PM Phantox responds:

Yes it is. They should just get a shaver and shave it all off.

Oct. 23, 2007 | 5:52 PM Monkey-Boy says:

Meh, we have that in England, too.

Oct. 27, 2007 | 7:14 PM Phantox responds:

=\ That sucks...

Oct. 23, 2007 | 8:11 PM aaahhhh says:

i got half way throw the story we i sa the pic nice job more cat girl pics now >:3

Oct. 27, 2007 | 7:14 PM Phantox responds:

Cat girls or Loli?

Oct. 24, 2007 | 5:23 PM PirateSprite says:

im not reading all that

Dec. 9, 2007 | 10:25 AM Phantox responds:

So?

Oct. 27, 2007 | 8:13 PM Cabbster says:

Can we leave the hentai for 4chan? If I was in the mood for it, I wouldn't be here right now. Can you relate? If I am on, for example, a website about movies, I wouldn't really want to or be in the mood to see pictures or links to chairs. No real relation, and everything has it's own mood. We get it, you like hentai, maybe obsessively, but please keep it to yourself or share somewhere else. otherwise I would have read all of that If I actually believed it was worth my time. Judging by the pictures however, I can unfairly assume it isn't.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 4:15 PM Phantox responds:

Alright. I'm not wasting my time to write as much as you did but... alright.

Nov. 1, 2007 | 12:42 PM Lorkas says:

AND??

Mar. 10, 2008 | 6:13 PM Phantox responds:

Nice one

Nov. 8, 2007 | 5:25 PM NeonFlame126 says:

Sux2bu

Dec. 9, 2007 | 10:24 AM Phantox responds:

Unfortunately, yes

Dec. 13, 2007 | 10:29 AM Lemonator says:

So you're an extremely douchy 15 (yeah right) year old boy who enjoys child pornography, animated rape, is totally shallow, has no respect whatsoever for women, macho, gay-bashing, (probably racist too) asshole...hmmn....well! That's NG for ya. Not surprised, really.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 2:20 PM Phantox responds:

Shut the fuck up idiotic piece of shit

Mar. 11, 2008 | 4:15 PM alexgm12 says:

Damn and i thought that some of the girls at MY school were kinda weird but they just have slight moustaches, not entire freakin beards!

Mar. 11, 2008 | 8:06 PM Phantox responds:

Yeah it's fucking gross

Mar. 14, 2008 | 8:22 PM rikasu11 says:

Wow, Manuelicious... GAYBO.whatta fag.Beards?!?!?! like grizzly addams?Magnum P.I. lol.anyway why is it that you like hentai,why does it appeal to you? jw. what grade r u in, and how tall is this girl not compared to u in inches and feet or centimeters whicheer u use

Mar. 17, 2008 | 9:33 PM Phantox responds:

It's not just 1 girl it's like 40

Mar. 23, 2008 | 10:55 AM co-strider says:

Thats a FUCK of a story phantox, and did you really draw this pic?

Apr. 2, 2008 | 7:23 PM Phantox responds:

Nooo. How could I have drawn that?

Mar. 24, 2008 | 7:28 PM Keshicus says:

Hahah, yeah. I'm picky when it comes to girls, I usually ran into short ones, now I'm dating a girl thats 1" taller then me and she refuses to wear heels :P

Apr. 2, 2008 | 7:24 PM Phantox responds:

lol. I also go for tall girls

Mar. 25, 2008 | 4:15 AM MightyJebus says:

Hey man I'm a fan of your work an' I just wanted to ask...is it your chest you really want her to be able to reach? Eh eh! Hope you get it cheers.

Apr. 2, 2008 | 7:24 PM Phantox responds:

lol no. I prefer being able to reach the chest of the girl not the girl reaching my chest.

See what I mean?

Apr. 21, 2008 | 12:19 AM Dozi says:

so i see that the daughter of the bearded lady is going to ur school. damn. if i wen to your school and i saw that girl i'd laugh my ass off every time i'd see her. yep. god i'm such a bitch. but i love it :3 great maid/catgirl picture.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 8:41 PM Phantox responds:

You like girls with beards? ;\

Jun. 20, 2008 | 12:50 PM NickLacorte says:

i not going to say nothing toh about this

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:30 PM Phantox responds:

Why not?

Jun. 27, 2008 | 2:17 AM BoomEver says:

ugh.. i know 1 girl who has a beard, and she grosses me out enough, but to even to see 10 girls with a beard all at the same time.....

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:31 PM Phantox responds:

Yeah... It's quite terrifying

Jul. 3, 2008 | 1:54 AM dill30669 says:

OMG i must be damn lucky cuz i dont see girls with beards or much hair anywhere but there head, but u probly wouldnt like it cuz either im tall or we got lots of short girls here.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:31 PM Phantox responds:

You're lucky. I moved back to the USA so I rarely see it now tho

Nov. 7, 2008 | 4:10 AM Democlese says:

My girlfriend only comes up to my chest :P she's 5'4'' and I'm 6'1". It's grand.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:31 PM Phantox responds:

I wouldn't want a GF like that

Nov. 11, 2008 | 9:05 PM TheMasterOfSprites says:

I dated a girl much shorter than me before too. Man, it bugged the hell out of me. I like being taller but with how short she was it was just wierd.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:32 PM Phantox responds:

Hahahahahaha. Must have sucked