Yeah so today, the topic is going to be about IZatroxI As you can see, he's a noob. A big noob actually.

First off: I'm writing this cus I think he's a faggot. (He's always telling me he's blamming my flashes) and he's a big newb.

He goes to the same school I go to but we're in a different class. (We where in the same class last year)
ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,
He's like pretty stupid and stuff. The other day I was like walking down to the cafeteria with my like money and stuff because I was like hungry right? So then I see him talking to this like kid and whatever and I see him doing some weird movement with his arms and stuff like if he had an imaginary sword and he was like saying: "Waaa take that you bitch!" and then he did like a Kamehameha and like you know and like he then like jumped back and bumped into one of the school hotties. She was like "Watch out kid" And I just started laughing and yeah.

Then the other day last year we where just walking and we where talking about whatever and the floor was a bit wet from all the rain. So I was just playing with him and hit him on the chest lol and he fell like on the floor because he tripped on the water and all the school started laughing so yeah.

So then like the other day my class went out early and it was almost recess time and so the next thing I see is Zatrox hopping from one end of the school to the other like a kangaroo. Like really

So then I tell him about Newgrounds. And he's like: -.- and I'm like -.- so then he's like Newgrounds is gay. So then like 5 days later I'm like: "Dude listen to this nick: "Zatrox". And he's like: "LOL" (HE SAID 'LOL' IRL OMFG 'LOL' IRL LOL WTF!) so next thing I see is that he tells me over MSN: Dud look at my profile http://izatroxi.newgrounds.com. So I'm like: -.- And now I check it and he has a HUGE post about how "bad-ass" he is in school. So I tell him: "Take that shit off newb" So he takes it off and starts putting this shitty story that has something to do with lost memories or some freaky shit like that.

Anyways,
Then he's like noobing out and I tell him about an RPG I'm working on and I was like: "I just need to make an opening but I don't know how to start it." And he replies. "Just make it like Higurashi no koro ni! Make the guy be scratching his arm and then bitting it!" So I'm like: "STFU kid"

So then here's the funniest part:

I was out at recess and so then I see him come down. And he looks like he was pissed or whatever and so then I follow him to the cafeteria and he's like talking about Flif or some weird thing like that. So then I see this kid standing right beside us and he looks like he's about to throw up. I don't pay much attention to it tho so I just stay in line and Zatrox is like a newb talking about his mage or w.e then the kid that was right by us grabs his stomach and mouth and then "BLWAAAAA" I throw myself backward and I see the kid's vomit or w.e hit Zatrox. (I saw it all in slow motion it was so cool) Dead silence. Zatrox was full of the kid's throw up and stuff. The kid then goes up to him and puts his hand on his shoulder like saying: "Sorry mate" but he just collapses on Zatrox. Then everybody that saw it started to laugh their asses off. Then Zatrox went over to the office and just sat there until his mum got there to pick him up. Epic lulz.

That's all for today. Why I did this? For epic lulz and to show that noob not to blam my hard work. Anyways, if you think I'm evil, post it =D

Oh I forgot lol. He's always noobing out and when he's sad he always says or types: UGUU as in crying xP

Update: Well... I don't know what happened to the guy but he just 'disapeared' nobody knows about him anymore. He probably got tired of the school or something.

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